rockergiirl:

the princess of darkness has requested a “stawby milk”

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slutty-satan:

howdoichangethis-deactivated202:

plumknodel:

shut up im MLM fuck you

IDC about your essential oils

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moleshow:

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segamascott:

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sleepdeprived-foxlol:

sometimes i have a thought and go “this would do numbers on tumblr dot com” and oh boy the numbers! 0. absolutely fucking nothing. maybe 1 if i’m lucky.

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omtai:

love downloading a pdf to never read. just in case. like lol. you’re coming home with me

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wompglomp200000:

mutuals we are hanging out on summer evenings while the night is cooling down and the wind is blowing through the leaves and we can hear frogs and crickets

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hyporealist:

most inspiring linkedin post

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imgdist0000:

drawing people i see in the city (47/?)

lil dude also had the best conversation opener:

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xxm0rt:

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worldheritagepostorganization:

shutupmerlin:

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

World Heritage Post

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emeraldwhale:

late-dawnz-early-sunsets:

ejgto:

what the fuck man you cant do that

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